"Metaverse" - A Parody of Paradise by Coldplay

Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G4isv_Fylg

Lyrics:

When he went to Harvard
To make Facebook
But it flew away from his reach
So he hastened away in his slumber
Dreamed of meta-meta-metaverse
Meta-meta-metaverse, meta-meta-metaverse
Every time he closed his oculars
When he was just at Harvard he wanted to make Facebook
But it flew away from his reach
And the gamers quit his website
Life goes on, it gets so ponderous
Facebook stock loses 50%
Every droplet of the ocular a cascade
In the dusk he shuts off his oculars
In the dusk the dusky night away he’d ascend
Dream of meta-meta-metaverse
meta-meta-metaverse
meta-meta-metaverse
He’d dream of meta-meta-metaverse
meta-meta-metaverse
meta-meta-metaverse
Sing, la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
And so sprawling underneath those inclement skies
He’d say, “oh golly, oh golly, oh golly, oh golly, oh golly, oh golly
Gee whiz the heliosphere must set to ascent”
This could be meta-meta-metaverse
meta-meta-metaverse
This could be meta-meta-metaverse
(Oh golly oh golly oh golly oh golly oh golly, oh golly oh golly oh golly)
This could be meta-meta-metaverse
meta-meta-metaverse
This could be meta-meta-metaverse
Oh golly oh golly oh golly oh golly oh golly oh golly, oh golly, oh golly
This could be meta-meta-metaverse
meta-meta-metaverse
This could be meta-meta-metaverse
(Oh golly oh golly oh golly oh golly oh golly oh golly, oh golly, oh golly)
This could be meta, be metaverse
meta-metaverse
meta-metaverse
This could be meta, be metaverse
meta-metaverse
meta-metaverse